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Joke of the Day

"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."

"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."

"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"

"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"On the tombstones of Buddhists, it's always 'RIP'. I always thought it was 'BRB'"

"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"

"What do you call a drug dealers phone book? -An addictionary."