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Joke of the Day

"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."

"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."

"Nothing adults love more than telling people how exhausted they are. It's like a sadness competition."

"Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."

"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""

"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."

"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"

"Ignorance is a palindrome"