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Joke of the Day

"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."

"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"

"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"

"Appreciation speech I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My fingers, I can always count on them, and the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets I'm here all week."

"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."