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Joke of the Day
"Do not blow kisses to loved ones. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts."
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"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."
"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"
"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor"
"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."
"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"
"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."