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Joke of the Day

"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"

"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"

"People say money is not the key to happiness But with enough money, you can have a key made."

"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."

"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"

"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."

"What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip."

"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."