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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
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"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."
"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."
"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."
"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""