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Joke of the Day

"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"

"Boss: ""late again I see"" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: ""your moms late."" Brain: wow...."

"What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you."

"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"

"*dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"Whenever I try to make a pun-joke, nobody seems to get it.. I guess I'm bad at delivering the PUNchline.."