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Joke of the Day
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
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"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."
"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""
"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"
"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."
"I put my Grandma on speed dial... I call that instagram!"