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Joke of the Day
"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."
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"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars"
"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""
"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"
"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."
"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."
"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."