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Joke of the Day
"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
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"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"
"*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER ""Is this for here or to go?"" Uh. To go ""Do you want guac?"" Sure ""It's extra"""
"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."
"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"
"What did the Hitler trains say when they took the jews away? Jewww jewwww"
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."
"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"
"What do a daycare and my basement have in common? Both have a bunch of screaming children in them."