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Joke of the Day
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
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"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."
"I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club."
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your ""wenital werpes"" *winks*"
"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."
"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"
"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"
"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""