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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
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"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16"
"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"
"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"
"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."
"[Black Humour] What u call a black woman with 7 abortions? Crimefighter"
"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"