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Joke of the Day

"TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16"

"What's a pedophile's favorite kind of shoe? White Vans..."

"*drinking water without ice* This must be what it feels like to be in prison."

"What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."

"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"

"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"