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Joke of the Day
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
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"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"A plant fell on my head... I'm alright though, it was no big dill."
"I want to write in my resume how experienced I am in burning bridges... ...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference."
"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."