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Joke of the Day

"A plant fell on my head... I'm alright though, it was no big dill."

"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"

"I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute."

"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."