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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
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"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""
"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"
"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"
"Philosophical porn Person 1: Hey, why don't you watch philosophical porn? Person 2: Eh, it only appeals to a very Nietzsche fanbase."
"Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane's"
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch...."
"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."
"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."