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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
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"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."
"My grandfather told me that our generation depends too much on technology... ...so I unplugged his life support."
"[car dealership] ""it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle."" fred flintstone: i'll take it!"
"TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub."
"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."
"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"
"What cooks better than women? Jews."
"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."
"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."