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Joke of the Day

"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"

"What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!"

"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"

"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."

"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"

"Stop looking at row numbers in first class. That's not where you sit."

"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"If your method of birth control is abstinence... ...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble."

"People with guns, asking for your money... ...You've got to hand it to them."

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."