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Joke of the Day

"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"

"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"

"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"My niece just said ""Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!"" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter."

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"

"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."

"Medical humour A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia."