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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."
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"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"
"Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ... ... one of your friends is ""good with women"" because he's a convicted rapist."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"
"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"
"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."
"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"