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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."

"Turns out she has a boyfriend.. I see this hot girl wating for the bus so I got over there and said: ""Hey, you are fucking hot!"" and she is like: ""Have you seen Taken, if not - look at me""."

"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"

"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"

"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."

"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."

"I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians."