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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."
Next Joke
"I'm so hungry, I could eat this food without even instagraming it first. No, but seriously, I'm going to instagram it first. Don't be crazy"
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"
"84% of Canadians think the preparations for the American blizzard are ""cute"""
"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."
"Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes."
"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."
"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"