118090

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who had twelve boobs? Sounds fake, dozen tit?"

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"Cells multiply by dividing."

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"

"You wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."