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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

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"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"
"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"
"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."
"On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."