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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"

"What's the difference between Jews and a bullet? The bullet comes out of the chamber."

"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me... I suffered super fish oil injuries."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."

"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."

"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."

"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"

"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"