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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen? Because they can't fit your mum on the screen"
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"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."
"My wife tells me im always too negative Well, doesnt that make me a positive?"
"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"
"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
"18 years ago my 4rd grade teacher said to me ""You aren't shit and you'll never amount to anything.""... I guess it's safe to say, she was a psychic. Wonder if she can predict the lottery too."
"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's."
"I had my identity stolen once. The next day I found it on my doorstep with a note saying, ""F@ck you, you can keep it."""