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Joke of the Day
"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."
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"What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door? If you let the dog in, it will shut up."
"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."
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