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Joke of the Day
"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
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"Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat."
"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""
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"How do you say ""virgin"" in Dutch? Goodentight"
"Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie."
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"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."
"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"