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Joke of the Day

"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"

"Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills."

"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."

"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"

"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."

"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"