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Joke of the Day
"I wore my golf socks today There's a hole in one"
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"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."
"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"
"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically."
"I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense."
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"
"Irish I was a lil bit smaller. Irish I was a leprechaun baller. Irish I had a shamrock & a hat, & endless gold coins in a big black cauldron"
"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"