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Joke of the Day
"What would Jesus actually do? Probably ban nail guns"
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"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"
"(re-post) Why does beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" Because women have no rights."
"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."
"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"
"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"