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Joke of the Day

"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"

"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."

"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"I renew my ages-old wish that there was a CD of nothing but SNL closing-credits music that you could play to get people to leave your house."

"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."