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Joke of the Day

"[Donald Trump's election speech] ""America, I have only 1 thing to say"" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* ""YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"""

"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst."

"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"

"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"

"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"