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Joke of the Day

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."

"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"

"I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that."

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."

"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."

"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"