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Joke of the Day

"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"

"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."

"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."

"An Irish man left the bar"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Really, nobody in America won last night. The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million."

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"