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Joke of the Day
"How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out."
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"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
"What do marriage and hurricanes have in common? They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house! thanks @Canadianmomma"
"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"
"Say ""Literally"" and ""Legit"" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit"
"How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house? None because ice cream doesn't have bones."
"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"
"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."
"Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."