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Joke of the Day
"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."
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"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."
"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."
"What's the Russian President's favorite song? ""Putin on the Ritz!"" I'll be here all week guys."
"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."
"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"
"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."
"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"
"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"
"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"