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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
Next Joke
"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."
"women rights"
"What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex."
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark."
"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"