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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
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"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? ""There their they're, it'll be okay!"""
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."
"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."
"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."