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Joke of the Day

"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"

"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder."

"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler"