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Joke of the Day
"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."
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"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."
"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."
"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"
"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"
"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"Why don't ants get sick? They have little antibodies"
"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."