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Joke of the Day

"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"

"Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, ""Did you bring the lube?"" As loud as possible."

"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"

"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"

"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"

"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"