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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"

"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"

"There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker"

"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."

"Facebook: ""Hey why are you making dumb jokes?! Some of us are praying over here!"" Me: *backs away slowly* [My Twitter origin story]"

"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"