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Joke of the Day
"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"
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"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."
"If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child."
"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."
"The longest joke in the world Friend showed me this: http://longestjokeintheworld.com It's definitely worth the patience of not skipping to the end"
"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"
"Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they're not garbage collectors."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"