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Joke of the Day
"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"
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"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"
"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."
"You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm..."
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."
"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."
"How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs? Don't worry, they'll tell you."