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Joke of the Day

"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."

"I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."

"[sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before"

"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."

"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""

"The key to a good joke Is missed erection"