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Joke of the Day

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?"

"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."

"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."

"what's a political campaign we can all get behind? gay rights"

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."

"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."