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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything."

"Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food."

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""

"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."

"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."

"I saw a photon go by... ...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave."

"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""

"This damn button keeps popping off my keyboard... I swear I am about to lose fucking Ctrl."

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"