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Joke of the Day
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""
Next Joke
"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me."
"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it."
"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."
"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"