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Joke of the Day
"Why can't two even numbers be together? The odds are against them."
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"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard"
"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers."
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."
"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
"A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying ""ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Oh boy am I excited, but what does ""ternative"" mean?"