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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asshole horse rider? A Jerk-ey."
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"A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover."
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"You know what they saw about a guy with a large carbon footprint He is a big dick"