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Joke of the Day
"Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :("
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"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"
"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""
"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""f*ck the neighbors""."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" and POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."