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Joke of the Day

" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."

"Admit it... You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."

"What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed..."