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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with no body and nose.... Nobody knows."
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"I got fired from my job doing porn... I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early."
"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."
"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."
"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"I just realized the Dictionary.com app on my phone, reads out any word I type, including 'penis'. I can't wait for that meeting tomorrow."
"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."
"I'm only gay for Jesus."
"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"