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Joke of the Day
"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."
Next Joke
"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""
"What did number 2 say to number 1? you're an odd fellow"
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""