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Joke of the Day

"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."

"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"

"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."

"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."

"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"

"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment."

"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."