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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job doing porn... I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early."

"I'm in an ""open relationship"" with eating healthy."

"A bomb goes off at Reddit Wow, this blew up!"

"Just got back from a progressive orgy.. it was an LGBLT"

"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."

"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."